You may never be able to enjoy the CGI six-pack abs of the heroes in 300, but you can darn sure have the same kitchen cutlery as we’re sure they had. This instant conversation starter for any man cave or apartment kitchen is crafted from the finest laminated baltic birch wood into the shape of a Spartan soldier.

You can pretend they're there for easy access, but there's something primevally enjoyable about leaving your cutting implements on display in a knife block. It's like knights mounting swords on the wall of a castle, and it's also why this knife block that looks like a Spartan under attack is particularly amusing. It's even got a spot for your knife sharpener, although this Spartan might want to choose another weapon to go on the offensive with.

The Spartan Knife Block is only available from Missing Digit Woodshop. This is a BYOK - Bring Your Own Knives (as in, knives aren't included).